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Note: I wrote this mail after receiving a cascading series of reorganization mails starting from the CEO down to the many levels. I had no team reporting to me and felt left out and so decided to write my own “re-org” mail.
From: Neil Charney
Sent: Thursday, March 30, 2000 9:58 PM
To: Neil Charney
Subject: A few more changes
Microsoft Confidential
Many of you have already received Steve Ballmer’s email regarding Microsoft’s reorganization directed toward making Windows Next Generation Services (WNGS -pronounced “Wingows”) successful, on our new platform of scaleable, reliable applications and services. Not all of you have received the mail of course, due to some problems with our email platform which IT is currently working on. But eventually, all of you should receive that mail. Or some mail. At some point. Maybe.
In order to accomplish those things that we need to, well, accomplish, I will be making some changes that I think will ultimately yield a stronger, more dependable and scaleable organization within my group, which is now referred to as “Neil’s Group” (NEILSGROUP)
First, I have decided to move the table in my office to the other side of the room. While we recognize that this may present some issues for the associated furniture, we fully expect the chairs to continue to report directly to the table in its new position. Consequently, the whiteboard will take up its new place against the far wall along with its various directs, including Eraser, and Red and Blue marker. Green marker will be pursuing other interests and i’m sure you all join me in wishing it the utmost success in its endeavors.
It is with mixed emotions that I announce the departure of the filing cabinet from my office. Over the past 5 years the cabinet has provided valuable support and leadership. There will be a transition period in which the cabinet will assist me in storing various office supplies and SWAG as it looks for new opportunities within the company. I welcome any input or suggestions since I never quite understood what it was there for in the first place.
Also, effective immediately, i will constantly refer to myself in the third person and ask that all others now address me as “Eddie”.
This is an exciting time for all of us and I’m sure you’ll all join Eddie in the effort that faces us moving forward as we move thru the shadows of darkness up the hill past the valley of discontent, making a left at the pit of despair and walking right up to the mountain of glory.
If you have any questions, please see your manager or send mail to me. better yet, send your manager to me.
Eddie